Saturday, March 10, 2007

WHAT SUX ABOUT PARIS HILTON?

For the main, she doesn't know how to do the washing lol.


Next time use Goooooooogle to find out, Paris. Might be useful.

You know how - turn the PC on (the button turns it on... no not the button under you t-shirt, don't mix up witha.... don't touch your nipple Paris!!! It's got nothing to do with ur PC, at least for now), now doubleclick on the Red fox with flames.. yes you're doin' very well.. and now type "w-w-w-dot-g-o-o-g-l-e-dot-c-o-m" and press Enter. Enter like.. you know what I mean. Excellent. Now type very slowly "How to use this goddamned washing mashine" and press Enter again. And there you go.

You're doin good Paris! I'll see you at my next lesson called "How to not look like an asshole". Good luck!

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